I'm a suburbanite transplant who moved to the region from out West a few years ago. I'm looking to meet some cute local girls to fool around with. I recently got out of serious relationship and I'm not looking to get back into another one at this point. I'm basically trying to replace all the good sex I was getting though :). I've got a twisted & sarcastic sense of humor and I'm a bit of a goof-ball sometimes. When it comes down to it I'm a nice & easy-going guy who knows how to treat a woman right in all the right places :D

My Ideal Person Looking for a FWB that isn't looking to get into anything more serious. A woman who is adventurous both in and out of the bedroom and isn't afraid to show her quirky side. Sense of humor is a must, preferably a bit dark & sarcastic. I tend to be very attracted to punk/nerd girls but I'm definitely not limiting myself to just those types. I'm fine with getting to know someone through chatting first but if that is all you are interested in than don't bother, I want the real thing . I also don't mind having to travel a bit but going more than 50 miles is pushing it. I love to hang out in Chicago so special consideration for anyone in the city .

Lastly, it pains me to say this but due to the overwhelming number of scammers out there let me just spell it out for you. If you plan on contacting me, I will not join another "adult" or "chat" site that requires a credit card in order to gain your trust or some other silly nonsense. I have no problem with chatting to get to know a potential FWB before meeting in person, however it will be done through the email services on this site, my own personal email, or any legitimate & widely used chat service. Again I apologize for the rant but if these conditions are not acceptable then please DON'T BOTHER!

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, An airplane, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, My desk at work, A swimming pool or hot tub, An elevator, A hotel room, Anywhere

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Ellen Page, seems very smart and somewhat innocent (damn
you Juno!) but also probably has a bad side <br><br>
Natalie Portman, Ever seen Black Swan? nuff said! <br><br>
Jennifer Anniston, I don't care if shes 40 shes still
got it!

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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