So this is the bit where I'm supposed to make myself sound interesting? Hmmm...don't hold your breath ladies! Oh well...here goes! I'm a reaably clean, reaably fit, reaably funny, reaably feisty fortysomething currently living in Kent but close to London. Looking for a ravishingly beautiful drinking/eating/snogging companion who won't take a running dive through the toilet window within 5 minutes of meeting me. I like a laugh and good old fashioned natter. I'm almost completely toilet-trained...and I only fart in bed under extreme duress. I never leave the toilet seat up 'cos I'm far to lazy to pee standing up and I always change the loo roll when it's finished! Can't be that bad, eh? Have taken early retirement from work and am planning on getting some balance back in my life. So taking it easy and looking for some fun to get me back on track! I have a very free life right now and am in a good place. Distance really is no object as I am willing and able to travel for fun and see a bit of this lovely country of ours at the same time!! Update: Just bought myself a bright orange Camper Van. Me and the are gonna spend the summer touring the UK to see a bit of the world and get back that balance I mentioned earlier! If you fancy hooking up then let me know? George

My Ideal Person I enjoy socialising both singly and as a couple. Friendship is as important as sex in many ways. I am looking for a woman or couple to meet and hopefully play with...contact me for a chat etc

Only fun people need apply!

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Too many to list...but Genesis is my era-music

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Not sure I have one, really. I enjoy sex, especially if there
are genuine feelings involved. I have a good imagination
though...and am prepared to be corrupted!! lol
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Oh...but I have my own cuffs etc...genuine ones if you can
read between the lines!

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Light Bondage, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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