I'm a complete loser. I'm hung like a hummingbird, last about three seconds on the rare occasions I can get it up, couldn't find a clitoris with a flashlight and kiss like a demented grouper. On the plus side I always show up to meets with a good bottle of scotch, am V safe and believe women should have three orgasms for every one of men. Experienced in the life despite my shortcomings. Just looking for fun or maybe find a lady to join me in meeting couples. Not interested in MM except incidental contact, which is unavoidable if were doing an MFM or more properly.

My Ideal Person fit but not fanatical, polite, intelligent, a basic understanding of grammer and familiar with where the shower and razor are. please don't eat with your fingers.