I am weight proportional to height.....I am a retired firefighter, former professional comedian, wannabe Hollywood screen writer....Needless to say that I have a great wit, photo graphic memory, gregarious, not shy at all....Athletic, played hockey for over fifty years, golf, biking, rollerblading, starting to take Yoga, tennis, and am open to other sporting events. Seem to be a per anyone can converse with, knowledgeable on many subjects, a true leader and people seek me out to answer their questions.....It's a attribute as well as a curse. I have fulfilled many a fantasy.....Many occured during my stand up comedian days.....I am voyeuristic, a very visual per....Polite and not pushy....Love large parties like Mardi Gras and Fantasy Fest....If you're a lady that needs "Hung", I'm not your man....What I have been told is I know my way around a woman's body....Apparently an important quality for a lady,....I don't understand it, but a skill that is appreciated.

My Ideal Person Wishing to find a lady that is open minded....Loves travel, theater, dancing, fine dining, great conversation, and other adventures......Bi curious is a bonus.....A lady that is uninhibited, yet is committed to one man.....I might be what you are looking for.....Couples are welcomed too

To reiterate, yes I am experienced, but I am not here to fulfill your sexual fantasies with my experiences.....I suggest you make your own......I won't meet a couple without both parties being involved....I AM NOT interested in men.....Not my style, I don't care how good you are.....If you do decide to hook up, there are many perks that will be can be available to you......Thank you for taking the time to read all my profile.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
I guess a fantasy would to have a woman as adventorous as me.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
Does it really matter???

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Leather, Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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