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Funny Hollywood Adult Action Titles
Posted:Feb 23, 2018 10:48 am
Last Updated:Feb 23, 2018 11:03 am
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Funny Hollywood Adult Action Titles





Lord of the Cockrings: Return of the Cockring
(Lord of the Rings: Return of the King)
Butt Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Girl (Pirates of the Caribbean)
Harry Pot-Head and the Prisoner of Ass Cabin (Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban) Lord of the G-Strings (The Lord of the Rings)
Spider-Babe (Spider-Man) XXX (XXX) XXX: State of the Union (XXX: State of the Union) Star Whores 3: Revenge of the Slut (Star Wars 3: Revenge of the Sith) The 'Have I Ate Her?' (The Aviator) Fantastic Foursome (Fantastic Four sent by Sammy To) Hairy Rimmer and the CockRings of Fire (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire) King Dong or King Schlong (King Kong) The Dikes of Hazzard (The Dukes of Hazzard) TOOKIE RAIDER (Tomb Raider) Shaving Ryan's Privates (Saving Private Ryan)






Funny Hollywood Adult Action Titles
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Her Needs First Friday!
Posted:Feb 23, 2018 10:46 am
Last Updated:Feb 23, 2018 11:23 am
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Her Needs First Friday


You got her all hot and wet and now you can not stop,


What thoughts lurk behind her mind when her panties drop?
If you put her needs first, she may be in need of a bigger cock,



Ladies do you sometimes feel a need for a bigger cock?


Her Needs First Friday
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Uncovering her assets Friday!
Posted:Feb 23, 2018 10:43 am
Last Updated:Feb 23, 2018 11:23 am
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Uncovering her assets Friday












Uncovering her assets Friday
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Camming Poll!
Posted:Feb 22, 2018 12:16 pm
Last Updated:Feb 23, 2018 11:34 am
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Camming Poll


Do your cam?
Do you like to watch the girls on cam?



Do you cam?
I do not cam!
Other!
I love to watch the cams!
I do not like to watch the cams!
Other!
9 Comments , 21 votes
It hurts when I masturbate!
Posted:Feb 22, 2018 10:40 am
Last Updated:Feb 22, 2018 6:21 pm
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It hurts when I masturbate


Just what I wanted to see this morning another cock shot!


Horny?
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, you have to help me!" The doctor asks, "What's your problem?" The guy says, "Every morning I wake up with my 'morning flagpole'...give the wife a quick one, and then go to work. On the way to work, I carpool with the next door neighbor's wife who gives me a blow job during the ride to work. Once I get there, I do some work and then at morning tea time, I go into the photocopy room and crank one out with one of the young office girls. At lunch, I take my secretary out to a hotel and give her a good boning. For afternoon tea, I give the boss's wife a good servicing. Then, I go home and slip the maid a few inches. Then at night, I give the wife another screw......." "So...????" asked the doctor. "What's your problem???" The guy says, "Well, it hurts when I masturbate!"



If you clit hurts give a rest for a while!


It hurts when I masturbate
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25 or sex to 4!
Posted:Feb 22, 2018 9:44 am
Last Updated:Feb 23, 2018 11:41 am
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25 or sex to 4


If you ever wander where your lover is at 25 or 6 to 4 am!


Waiting for the break of day
Searching for something to say
Flashing lights against the sky
Giving up I close my eyes
Sitting cross-legged on the floor
Twenty-five or six to four

Staring blindly into space
Getting up to splash my face
Wanting just to stay awake
Wond'ring how much I can take
Should I try to do some more
Twenty-five or six to four

Feeling like I ought to sleep
Spinning room is sinking deep
Searching for something to say
Waiting for the break of day

Twenty-five or six to four
Twenty-five or six to four
Lyrics by Chicago.



She will come home when she is totally satisfied!


25 or sex to 4
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Kissing your own!
Posted:Feb 22, 2018 9:18 am
Last Updated:Feb 22, 2018 6:26 pm
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Kissing your own


A poem for the Breasts!


Like other identical twins, they can be
better told apart in adulthood.
One is fast to wrinkle her brow,
her brain, her quick intelligence. The other
dreams inside a constellation,
freckles of Orion. They were born when I was thirteen,
they rose up, half out of my chest,
now they’re forty, wise, generous.
I am inside them — in a way, under them,
or I carry them, I’d been alive so many years without them.
I can’t say I am them, though their feelings are almost
my feelings, as with someone one loves. They seem,
to me, like a gift that I have to give.
That boys were said to worship their category of
being, almost starve for it,
did not escape me, and some young men
loved them the way one would want, oneself, to be loved.
All year they have been calling to my departed husband,
singing to him, like a pair of soaking
sirens on a scaled rock.
They can’t believe he’s left them, it’s not in their
vocabulary, they being made
of promise — they’re like literally kept vows.
Sometimes, now, I hold them a moment,
one in each hand, twin widows,
heavy with grief. They were a gift to me,
and then they were ours, like thirsty nurslings
of excitement and plenty. And now it’s the same
season again, the very week
he moved out. Didn’t he whisper to them,
Wait here for me one year? no.
He said, God be with you, God
be with you, God-bye, for the rest
of this life and for the long nothing. And they do not
know language, they are waiting for him, my
Christ they are dumb, they do not even
know they are mortal — sweet, I guess,
refreshing to live with, beings without
the knowledge of death, creatures of ignorant suffering.



The art of sucking!


Kissing your own
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Watchers Poll!
Posted:Feb 21, 2018 11:10 am
Last Updated:Feb 21, 2018 12:44 pm
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Watchers Poll


Do you like to watch others having sex with your lover?



I am a man and I like to watch my woman having sex with others!
I am a man and I do not like to watch my woman having sex with others!
Other!
I am a woman and I like watch other women having sex with my man!
I am a woman and I do not like to watch other women having sex with my man!
Other!
8 Comments , 19 votes
How many frogs have you kissed?
Posted:Feb 21, 2018 10:11 am
Last Updated:Feb 21, 2018 12:47 pm
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How many frogs have you kissed





A blonde is driving down a deserted highway when she gets pulled over. The cop gets out of his car and asks if she has been drinking and she replies "No". His breathalyzer equipment is broken So he radios the station and asks what to do. The cop at the station says "Is she a blond driving a lipstick red corvette?" and the cop replies "Yes". So the other cop says "What you do is tell her to get out of the car and pull out your dick as you walk up to her". So the cop does exactly what the other cop says. The blond gets out of the car and he whips out his dick. The blond "sighs" and says "Please not another breathalyzer test!"






How many frogs have you kissed
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Women watchers!
Posted:Feb 21, 2018 10:08 am
Last Updated:Feb 21, 2018 1:25 pm
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Women watchers












Women watchers
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Have a HUMPILICIOUS Hump Day Treat!
Posted:Feb 21, 2018 10:07 am
Last Updated:Feb 21, 2018 1:27 pm
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Have a HUMPILICIOUS Hump Day Treat





I hope we all made it to the middle of the week,
Did you make it to hump day but tired and weak?

Do not despair, you are over the hump, over the peak,
Relax it is all down hill until the weekend if fun you seek,

Have a HUMPILICIOUS, in bed, a very sexy hump day treat!






Have a HUMPILICIOUS Hump Day Treat
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Accidental anal Poll!
Posted:Feb 20, 2018 9:40 am
Last Updated:Feb 21, 2018 11:58 am
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Accidental anal Poll


My wife does not like anal sex!
She is exit only!
Butt, a couple times when I was drunk, I put it in the wrong hole!
How about you did you ever do anal sex my mistake?



Yes, I have had anal sex but it was an accident!
No, I have never put it up her ass by mistake!
Other!
Does anal sex give the best orgasms?
No way, my sex partner is exit only!
Other!
8 Comments , 15 votes
...and confession Tuesday!
Posted:Feb 20, 2018 9:05 am
Last Updated:Feb 20, 2018 1:30 pm
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and confession Tuesday


What can go wrong will go wrong!



When nuns are admitted to Heaven they go through a special gate and are expected to make one last confession before they become angels. Several nuns are lined up at this gate waiting to be absolved of their last sins before they are made holy. "And so," says St. Peter, "have you ever had any contact with a penis?" "Well," says the first nun in line, "I did once just touch the tip of one with the tip of my finger." "OK," says St. Peter, "dip your finger in the holy water and pass on into heaven." The next nun admits, "Well, yes, I did once get carried away and I, you know, sort of massaged one a bit." "OK," says St. Peter, "rinse your hand in the holy water and pass on into heaven." Suddenly there is some jostling in the line and one of the nuns is trying to cut in front. "Well now, what's going on here?" says St. Peter. "Well, your excellency," says the nun who is trying to improve her position in line, "If I'm going to have to gargle that stuff, I want to do it before Sister Mary Thomas sticks her ass in it."



How will he manage?


and confession Tuesday
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