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Advance Australia Fair
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Advance Australia Fair I once wrote that Australia is both the sexingest and the sexiest country on the planet (this one) and I stand by that statement . However there's an Australia dude at my new job (what's your over/under on when I'll stop calling it my new job ? ) and he's a real piece of work . The IT world is full of people with shitty attitudes , I assume because they feel their knowledge is in demand and they should be treated as some kind of elites , but this fellow really takes the cake . Everything is done reluctantly with a sigh and an eyeroll and 45 minutes of bitching , every time he screws something up (which is often) it's someone else's fault , he's the only one who knows anything , everyone else is stupid , etc. at el . So the other day he comes up to me apropos of nothing and starts listing off all the reasons Australia is great and the US sucks and I says to him I says "I was born here , you moved here , I'm not sure what point you're trying to prove" . He didn't like that . Not One Bit I'd wager most Australians could kick my ass and this dude is several inches taller than me but I feel like he's one of the few people in my weight class I could take . There's some bigger dudes that you can just tell are soft you know ? It's like my cousin Joe , he's physically superior to me in every way but whenever we spar I wail on him because he's a gentle soul - he doesn't have "it" you know . Whereas I am filled with hatred and rage . Point is Australia , thumbs up , this dude , thumbs down . Maybe that's why he's here , maybe they send all their jerks to America . While we're on the subject we're in the midst of an Australian wrestler invasion . And it's wonderful . Nia Jax , Emma , Peyton Royce , Billie Kay , Rhea Ripley , Buddy Murphy , TM-61 , and of course the best of them all , Toni Storm ;  There used to be a time when foreigners were usually great wrestlers but as time has gone on that's not the case so much anymore - I assume as travel becomes cheaper and more commonplace more people that suck get out into the world . But all these Australians are great wrestlers . I assume because Australia is still far enough away from everything that you have to really bring something to the table to warrant a 700 hour flight . Speaking of wrestling ;  And yes , that is exactly what it looks like - a bunch of undead brides holding back a cheerleader while a demonically possessed assassin is placed in a coffin . Because reasons . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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I wonder how much a local stripper is paid to appear on a wrestling show as a zombie bride - 50 bucks seems about right Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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I also give Australia a thumbs up, especially after watching the documentary about the Australian cycling team. All super likable guys, but not in a wussy kind of way. Toni Storm's glare is A plus. I would like her to give me lessons.   
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If you're going to wrestle Aussie -IT guy, do you want to borrow my lucha libra mask? Can I watch? Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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