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AT THE UNO 8/10/2019 THREE MEN ONE FROM US , THE SECOND FROM U.K. AND THE THIRD AN INDIAN PUNJABI, GET TO FRIENDS WHILE ATTENDING TO TO UNO MEETING. THEY BEEN TOGETHER FOR NEARLY 3 DAYS, HAVING ALMOST EVERY THING TOGETHE 0 Comments, 5 Views, 0 Votes | |
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interest 8/16/2017 a man went to the Lady at the bank counter and asked, how do you get more interest, when you put in or when you withdraw; prompt was her reply, the longer you keep inside the more of interest you get 0 Comments, 52 Views, 0 Votes | |
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permanent erection 12/21/2016 A man walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and as she and her also single sister owned the store, there were no 0 Comments, 82 Views, 0 Votes | |
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presidential wives 12/21/2016 The wives of four presidents and prime minister are talking together about how a penis is called in their language. The wife of Tony Blair says in England people call it a gentleman, because 0 Comments, 79 Views, 0 Votes | |
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robot 12/21/2016 A dad buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner. ", where were you today?" The says "at school dad." Robot slaps the ! "Ok, I watched a dvd at my frie 0 Comments, 71 Views, 0 Votes | |
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other hand 12/21/2016 Clever Teacher A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. 0 Comments, 81 Views, 0 Votes | |
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latex gloves 12/21/2016 A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. "Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked. "No, I don' 0 Comments, 73 Views, 0 Votes | |
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real kings 12/21/2016 Teacher: "Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought always happiness and peace into people's lives?" Little Johnny: Drin-king, smo-king, and fuc-king. 0 Comments, 19 Views, 0 Votes | |
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speech problem 12/21/2016 Two life-long friends were enjoying a few pints down at the local bar, when one said to the other: "If I ask you a question, will you promise to answer me honestly?" "Yeah, sure thing, " replied his f 0 Comments, 57 Views, 0 Votes | |
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rooster n cat 12/21/2016 There was a rooster and a cat walking by the pool, the cat fell in and the rooster fell to the ground laughing.... Moral of the story... Where there is a wet pussy there is a happy c 0 Comments, 11 Views, 0 Votes | |
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7 kinds of sex 12/21/2016 SEVEN KINDS OF SEX The 1st kind of sex is called ... Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet Someone and you both have sex until you are Blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called 0 Comments, 39 Views, 0 Votes | |
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the gr8 rulers 10/24/2016 The 3 kings that still rule this world since eternity: 1. Suc KING (sucking) 2. Lic KING (licking) 3. Fuc KING (fucking) no one can dethrone them....lol 0 Comments, 24 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Presidentsn Penis 10/12/2016 The wives of four presidents and prime minister are talking together about how a penis is called in their language. The wife of Tony Blair says in England people call it a gentleman, because 0 Comments, 132 Views, 0 Votes | |
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kings n happiness 10/12/2016 Teacher: "Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?" Little Johnny: Drin-king, smo-king, and fuc-king. 0 Comments, 45 Views, 0 Votes | |
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speech problem 10/12/2016 Two life-long friends were enjoying a few pints down at the local bar, when one said to the other: "If I ask you a question, will you promise to answer me honestly?" "Yeah, sure thing, " replied his f 0 Comments, 132 Views, 0 Votes | |
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permanent erection 10/12/2016 A man walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and as she and her also single sister owned the store, there were no 0 Comments, 131 Views, 0 Votes | |
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the lost opportunity 10/5/2016 A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. 0 Comments, 139 Views, 0 Votes | |
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newly married couple humour 10/5/2016 The wife tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a virgin and I don’t know anything about Love. Can you explain it to me first?” “OK, Sweetheart, putting it simply, we will call you 0 Comments, 119 Views, 0 Votes | |
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improved flights 5/13/2014 the other day i was on jet airways, when i heard the airhostesses discussing the new seperate male/female toil;ets to come up by 2015. this added to my curiousity, and I shared with them what is going 0 Comments, 128 Views, 0 Votes |
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