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Postad:18 juli 2017 10:05 pm
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The stuggle is real for standard members. I'm not going back to gold so if you always wanted to tell me something put it here.
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Is it me or is the concept of an asian fetish really strange?
Postad:3 juni 2019 3:06 am
Senast Uppdaterad:12 juni 2019 11:55 pm
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I love rom coms...fight me. I actually own a physical copy of "Good luck Chuck" which is one of the worst movies of all time. Yeah, and it's my jam. I love that festering turd of a movie. That's how deep my love of rom coms runs. They're basically underdog stories. And I never met a underdog story I didn't love because I consider myself a underdog and they speak to my soul as a loser.
That being said, I hit the rom com jackpot. Asian rom com tv series on Netflix. It's everything a rom com lover could want. Instead of one 90 minute story. You get 35 or more 60 minute stories It's amazing, I'm addicted, send help.

Anyways, My sister intimidated me into the use my account because I'm still afraid of her from childhood even though I could take her now. And when she saw all these Asian rom coms in my recommendation she called me up and asks what was the deal. She asked if "I had an asian fetish or something". I explained that why there was all these videos on there. She didn't understand.

It took me about half an hour before I got hit with an realization of how strange a concept asian fetish is. Go ahead and think about it. Being attracted to and or only dating an asian person is considered a fetish? How odd is that. That unqiue in the pairing of human beings. It applies only to people who are attracted to asians. If a latino only dates someone who is white, they aren't perceived to have a European fetish. If a black person only pursues a relationships with a Latinos they aren't considered to have a Latin fetish. If a Asian person exclusively has sex with black people they aren't considered to have a black fetish. So why when other races do the same to an asian person they are perceived to have some sort of kink?

I'm genuinely stumped. I don't have a theory for this one. Does it stem from racism? Like did people back in the day decide that asian features and asian bodies couldn't possibly be sexually desirable and those who do that aren't asian must have some kind of fetish? It that's true then why doesn't it also apply to black people who weren't considered humans by most of the world? You can't get more undesirable than that. Also it doesn't explain why Asians themselves consider exclusive sexual desire and attention because of their race to be a fetishization. Black people in fact lean into our desirability because of our race. Everyone has heard "Once you go black you never go back" but there's no "Once you go Asian you'll pick us for all occasions". I know that the term jungle fever was a thing for a couple of years but by the time the O.J. trial started it was gone. Or maybe it's because Asians themselves feel like their interchangeable with any other asian in the minds and beds of the asian fetishists because of their race. But isn't the first step of human mating and pair bonding is a shallow physical attraction?The initial attraction maybe someone's features and race but only a true psychopath would continue to be with someone they don't like just because of their race. Also in every other scenario other than another race going after asians isn't that calked a "Type". Like if someone only dates someone with blonde hair, blue eyes and over 6 foot tall no one is concerned about being replaced.

There's obviously something I'm missing here. So I'll just go back to watching the "Oh my ghost " series on Netflix for the fourth time. The Korean version not the Thai one. It's so much better. Again, send help.
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My #MeToo moment
Postad:24 maj 2019 9:18 am
Senast Uppdaterad:6 juli 2019 1:59 am
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Why? Why...Why? Why can't things just be nice? Why can't my life be normal and not like it's being written for some shitty soap opera?

So...Yeah, I was accused of groping a dude today. Never thought that would happen. A customer at my job just randomly told my manager that I got in his face about stealing, went through is pockets and grabbed his dick. With a fucking straight face. Luckily my manager took my side in the matter. Mainly because there are cameras everywhere and there's no footage of me touching anyone and there's a good explanation. I never touched anyone. But this guy says he's going to get the police involved. So the owner might just fire me to save a headache.

I knew things were going too well. Too well for me anyways, I'm still incredibly lonely and depressed but I was finally starting to get my shit together. I guess I'm going find another job and hopefully I find one quickly so I don't have to start over again. I'm already behind.
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Requiem for masturbation
Postad:20 maj 2019 11:32 pm
Senast Uppdaterad:24 maj 2019 9:28 am
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I just jerked off. Came five times and...nothing. No feeling of release. No satisfaction. No taking the edge off. No clear mind. Nothing but a ruined paper towel. The same feeling of tension I had when I started I still feel. And this has been happening all year. I think I did it. I've become immune to jerking off. My long and strange history with jerking off is at its end. And I have to admit it's one hell of a story.

I remember the first time I jerked off. It was amazingly awkward. I was started late. I was 14 and just watched my third porn ever. It was the first time I watched the finale of a scene. Before then the porn I had seen was way too intense for me to watch more than a few minutes. But I made it to the end and something I wasn't expecting happened. The guy pulled out and stroked his cock and came on this woman's tits. This was a revelation because I didn't know you could do that. Both cum and stroke your cock. I know that's kind of weird for a 14-year-old to not know about these things but I genuinely didn't know. I moved a lot as a kid and by a lot, I mean over 50 times. I never had any friends. So I never learned through them. I mean I heard jokes about nutting (that's what we called it in the 90s) and jerking off at school but it was always mocking some kid who wasn't popular don't ask me why. And my sex ed was just an assembly with a list of STD's and an abstinence pledge we all had to sign at the end. Which I haven't broken come to think about it. And the only sex talk with my mom was 1 sentence long. ”If it stank, don't fuck it”. Yeah so no help there. So when I witness this guy jerk it. I was inspired, so whip out my pubescent penis and start stroking. It was awkward and didn't like it so I stopped. It took two more attempts until I forced myself to keep going while in the shower until, BLAMO! I came for the first time. And it was Glorious.

For the next two years, I was a pervert. I jerked off anywhere and everywhere. It became a real problem. A lonely kid with no friends, with an overprotective mom who wouldn't let me go more than to the store and back. It's all I had. But I realized I was a pervert and I did something about it. I stopped masturbating altogether. How I did it is a different story. Maybe I'll tell it later. I didn't jerk off again until I was 21. I read an article in a magazine that quoted the National urological association's study stating that if a man doesn't have sex or masturbate enough his penis can atrophy up to 2 inches. And I was a virgin and never masturbated so it scared me into starting again. And they were right my penis did atrophy 2 inches. I thought my penis was just under 6 inches but after around a year of consistently jerking off I found out my penis is just under 8. Yes, that is a humble brag. I'm a virgin let me have this one.

But after 14 years of stroking, I've come to the end of the road. I'll remember the good times like how I discovered that I was multi-orgasmic and that massaging my balls makes me cum harder. Also, I'll remember the bad times like the time I fucked a couch or the time I was supposed to be babysitting but left them alone to jerk off in the basement. Those days are behind me now.
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Dating sites need ratings and reviews for people
Postad:4 maj 2019 12:13 pm
Senast Uppdaterad:19 maj 2019 10:31 pm
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I think I made a post about this before but I think it's a good idea. People should get ratings and reviews on dating sites. If someone's an asshole or lying on their profile. Right now you just have to be suprised and hope they don't get another date. But the ratings and reviews helps people make more informed decisions. If you're going out with a strange person at night the more information the better.
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I decided to be more of a fuckboi
Postad:2 maj 2019 11:48 pm
Senast Uppdaterad:3 maj 2019 3:43 pm
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Fuckboi:
Fah-uh-k bo-ey
Noun

The male version of a basic bitch. The Fuckboi lacks a identity and or unqiue personality so they Frankenstein out of whatever is trendy. Although unlike the basic bitch the fuckboi almost always develops an arrogant superiority complex from their perceived coolness while other's can see they're just followers.

I stumbled across a MFF threesome scene in my usual expedition into the pornscape. Although this was different. It was amature porn but the girls where s. You don't expect to find s in amature scene. You expect to see raw sexuality but not s. But there they were. A drop dead gorgeous Thai woman and a smokeshow brunette. And as I watched further I realized that I recognized the thai from videos I watched over a year ago. So I clicked on the description that linked to her page because on this site you have to create a profile in order to upload videos. And apparently she had left her previous monogamous relationship and now is in a open relationship with this guy. But from all the videos she had she was still monogamous with the occasional 3 way. So I thought that this guy must be a warlock and checked out his page. And apparently he was taking full advantage of his open status. I had to know his secret so I clicked on to his Instagram account link. To my horror, he was a fuckboi.

Ir was all there. The trendy hairstyle, the trendy clothes, the progress posts on the ear gauges, the vapping, the pictures posing with , the claims of being a wrapper with no music being produced, the posing with next to his ear. The humble/bragging quotes about "ignoring the haters". All he was missing was a face tattoo to be a total wannabe new era rapper fuckboi. Completely indistinguishable from the hundreds of thousands of wannabe new era rapper fuckbois.

I started laughing at this caricature, but then I realized that here because I admired him in the first place. This is the guy who was banging s and the guy who was just watching. He should be laughing at me. Which lead me to a question. What has being unique ever got me? a 34 year old virgin while this guy is a carbon copy of alot of other people but he's got super hotties competing on who can make him on their tits first, living his best life.

So I decided to cultivate my inner fuckboi. Follow the crowd more. I'll ever bang s but maybe I'll find a path to my best life.
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I think I accidentally figured out why guys just send hey as a message.
Postad:16 april 2019 9:59 pm
Senast Uppdaterad:6 juli 2019 2:02 am
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I stopped sending messages to women on online dating sites about 2 ago. And I hate to admit it but I miss sending messages. I don't miss the rejection and existential spiral into depression but I do miss crafting messages and trying to find the right words to try to trigger an response. I miss finding clues in a woman's profile to her personality she didn't include in her bio and sending a message teasing or praising her for it. I miss seeing how creative I could be in crafting individual one of a kind messages and I started to get the itch again.

With my track record of putting so much effort into my messages you could say I've had my fair share of dates from women I've met online. You could say . But you'd be a liar. I've sent hundreds of messages and received maybe 6 replies weren't scams. None of which lead to a meeting. Two women did reply to one of my messages just to tell me how good my messages was then didn't respond to any other follow messages. Kind of proud about . But back on subject.

I was analyzing want I could do to help my cause if I were to jump back into the online dating game when it . "Ooohhh, it's just a meat market!". It doesn't matter what I do or what I write. I could write a message could make william Shakespeare's work seem juvenile and trite, it wouldn't make a difference because it's just a meat market. If my face doesn't make her yoni tingle it's all for not. She's not even going to read the message.

Which lead me to the guys send messages of "hey". I used to think they were lazy but now I realize they are genius. They know the game and know their worth. They know it doesn't matter what they say. Their faces make women's yoni's spasm. So why put in more effort than they have to? They've already passed the first round of the audition for a relationship by winning the genetic lottery. Hell, they might even have got the role without even trying because of their looks. Which would explain why there are so many blog posts about guys getting pissy when they're rejected. They're so used to getting what they want without trying they become incredulous when they get turned down.

You probably guessed done with online dating for good. I wasn't born with the golden ticket so I have to work on my in real life charm.
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I found a blind stop in porn videos
Postad:10 april 2019 3:01 pm
Senast Uppdaterad:20 december 2019 2:03 am
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I surprised myself by finding a blind spot in the porn market. Literature based porn videos. Seriously, look it it doesn't exist. You think there was a porn version of everything but no.

Why is there no porn based on literary classics? There are porn genres about literally everything else. I can watch an I tentacle monster violate a school but I can't watch Anna Karenina milf porn. You're telling someone made two girls one cup and thought people would get off to it but no one thought to make Gulliver's Travels through sin?. I would make it myself but broke and the only one with standards low enough to fuck . So someone get on . I WANT MY GREAT GATSBY ORGY!
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Let's talk about Labia
Postad:7 april 2019 11:28 am
Senast Uppdaterad:14 april 2019 9:47 pm
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Meat curtains?! Roast beef?! Really?! Is that the best way we can describe big labia? Really?! I know tiny or nonexistent labia are en vogue but come on. This was the thought slowly infuriating me as I was just about to finish up my usual before work jerk off session. But let's start from the beginning.

I've recently discovered my love for big labia. I was recommended solo masturbation on pornhub. She had extremely long, thick labia and after that, I was fucking hooked.
Watching her fingers sliding over her long glistening lips, seeing her folds bend and sway like a field of wheat in the breeze, and hearing her wetness echo off her creases made me to stroke every last drop of cum out of my throbbing cock.

I think I became semi-addicted to watching long labia being manipulated by fingers or toys because my before work jerk session became at least a 4 time a day habit. And even though my fist was covered in a rich layer of seamen, I kept stroking until I physically couldn't produce anymore. And after a few hours, I wanted more. I needed more.

After a while, I started getting more and more annoyed with the titles of these videos. I know that pornhub videos are meant to be provocative clickbait and all porn titles are a bit impolite but it seemed that girls with big labia were particularly mocked. I mean words like bitch, slut and whore have a positive connotation in the world of sex but terms like roast beef and meat curtains seem to have a universally negative meaning. Even if you add a positive adjective they still seem disrespectful or mocking. "She has beautiful meat curtains.". "Oh, What gorgeous roast beef you have between your legs.".

In the mists of the body positivity movement the negative connotation has led to thousands of women going under the knife to trim their already beautiful labia to fit the aesthetics of porn and to avoid the negative perception of these mocking titles. And like big butts in the 90's this negative perception will go away if we just change the terms we use to describe them because it's only a negative perception. So I'll do my part right now by adding a term to the lexicon for describing big labia. One without the mocking negative connotation of roast beef. "Princess labia" based on the long flowing princess cut dresses that drape down and accentuate the lower half of the female form so beautifully. Hopefully this will catch on and thise who have gorgeous princess pussies wont be ashamed of the body they were born with and those who enjoy them can revel in their deliciousness.
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I think I'm getting cockblocked by Bernie Sanders
Postad:11 october 2018 1:27 am
Senast Uppdaterad:23 october 2018 1:59 pm
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I wish I had never heard Ron Paul speak. I wish I never bought his book. I wish I had never been exposed to the Nobel prize winning economists like Milton Friedman, Ludwig von Mises, and F.A. Hayek in that book. I wish I had not discovered learn liberty dot org that explained economic principles and laws with easily understandable and fun to watch videos when I was just beginning to comprehend them. Mostly I wish that I could feel the Bern because it's really effecting my wifoo hunt.

Okay I'll try to explain this without getting too boring. I'll just throw random dick jokes in if I feel like things are getting to stale. I just read a study that says that 64 percent of single women age 18-42 support Bernie. And with the current polarization of the country people are choosing sides. A lot of women won't even consider a sexual partner who doesn't share their political leanings. Let's do the math. 64 percent of eligible women in the country feel the bern. I live in Detroit about 900,000 people live here and growing. Deeply democratic with no Republicans in the city council or committees not even any running in the city in at least 40 years. New transplants are also from deeply democratic cities mostly New York city and San Francisco. I'd say that around 85 percent of single women are Democrat maybe higher. And 40 percent won't consider someone who doesn't hold the same leanings and that's being super conservative. (Ever noticed that a dick looks like a 70's stoner) I'm already out of the running with 40 percent of single women. That's significant. My odds of finding a relationship is diminished. Which would be more tolerable if good ole Bern wasn't such a idoit.

He's the thing. If you understand basic economics Bernie Sanders is baby Hughey. Well meaning but destructive. I won't get into the details too much but one of many fatal error in Socialism is the lack of self ownership. You're labor is a representation of your time and skills. You agree to trade labor ie time and skills for money. In a socialist system you're labor doesn't belong solely to you. It belongs to the society. And the society limits the benefits you get from your labor and rewards those who don't produce anything. So being the clever little apes we are we adapt to our environment and more and more people use the strategy of not contributing any our their own labor and collecting from the labor of others since there is no reason trading your labor when you can get the same about of benefit by doing nothing. That's when the whole system starts to collaspe. Because it is predicated on the excess labor of wealthy and middle class. When things start to fall apart that's when people who are really good at forcing people to contribute their labor and keeping them in line rise to power. It never fails. And this is the system that's helps contribute to me not finding someone. Thanks Bern.
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Debunking manspreading
Postad:28 september 2018 2:52 pm
Senast Uppdaterad:4 october 2018 1:23 pm
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There's a video going around of a young woman in Russia poring bleach on guys lap who are spreading their legs on the train. Back when I was growing up this was called sitting but now it's called manspreading. It is seen a dominance pose and this dumb shit is being pumped into the heads of young women all over the world. It now illegal on the New York subway system to do this but no one cares spread away. My first thought was why is this a thing? It only takes 5 minutes to debunk this.
This not about dominance it's about physiology. And not testicles, hips.

Ladies, pull up a picture of a guy. Look at the shape of his body. Not doubt that his upper body isn't aligned with his hips. Men have 35% more muscle mass in our upper body than women but we have narrow hips. So when we sit we have a lot of weight sitting on our hips and since they are narrow we are top heavy and can be easily knocked over especially while on a moving vehicle. We're basically upside-down pyramids. Not only that it's uncomfortable to have weight pressing down on our hips. So to distribute the weight more evenly and make ourselves more stable while sitting we spread our legs to give ourselves a solid foundation with our lower body.

Women on the other hand have much wider hips. Just look at the nicknames people give female body types. Pear, Apple, hourglass, box. They all a structured with a soild base as they're hips. Thanks to your wonderful wide hips you don't have to spread you're legs because you're more structurally sound. Asking a man to manspread is like asking a bear to exclusively walk upright. It's impossible. Our bodies just aren't designed to to it for long periods of time.
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Debunking manspreading
Postad:28 september 2018 2:52 pm
Senast Uppdaterad:28 mars 2024 11:53 am
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There's a video going around of a young woman in Russia poring bleach on guys lap who are spreading their legs on the train. Back when I was growing up this was called sitting but now it's called manspreading. It is seen a dominance pose and this dumb shit is being pumped into the heads of young women all over the world. It now illegal on the New York subway system to do this but no one cares spread away. My first thought was why is this a thing? It only takes 5 minutes to debunk this.
This not about dominance it's about physiology. And not testicles, hips.

Ladies, pull up a picture of a guy. Look at the shape of his body. Not doubt that his upper body isn't aligned with his hips. Men have 35% more muscle mass in our upper body than women but we have narrow hips. So when we sit we have a lot of weight sitting on our hips and since they are narrow we are top heavy and can be easily knocked over especially while on a moving vehicle. We're basically upside-down pyramids. Not only that it's uncomfortable to have weight pressing down on our hips. So to distribute the weight more evenly and make ourselves more stable while sitting we spread our legs to give ourselves a solid foundation with our lower body.

Women on the other hand have much wider hips. Just look at the nicknames people give female body types. Pear, Apple, hourglass, box. They all a structured with a soild base as they're hips. Thanks to your wonderful wide hips you don't have to spread you're legs because you're more structurally sound. Asking a man to manspread is like asking a bear to exclusively walk upright. It's impossible. Our bodies just aren't designed to to it for long periods of time.
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The Clooney effect
Postad:5 september 2018 9:11 pm
Senast Uppdaterad:8 september 2018 4:44 pm
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Something strange happened to me this week. I caught three separate women ogling me. Not staring or admirering. And they was not subtle at all. Just imagine the sailors in Cher's If I could turn back time video and that's roughly the reaction I got. This of course came as a shock. Because no guy gets these super excited reactions from women. I've certainly never experienced it before.

Two things came from this. One I got super cocky for about three hours afterwards and it was all that I could talk about. It didn't matter who I was talking with or what we were talking about. I found a way to bring it up. I could have been talking to a kindergartner about finger painting and it didn't stop me. I would have been like "Yes, little billy. Fingering painting is fun and it fills you with a great feeling. You know what else is a great feeling? Having a woman look at you like she wants to fuck you. In fact it's a better feeling. Finger painting is great and all but anyone can mix red and blue to make purple but not many people can make pink throb by just standing there. Now run home and ask your dad awkward questions he wasn't prepared to answer for another decade." He's a good kid.

And two it made me wonder if I'm a pulling a Clooney and getting more hansome the older I get and I'm just coming out of my Facts of life mullet wearing "You'll never hook up with Tootie you weirdo" Clooney. And coming into my ER passion for the patients cut my hair into a Caesar because it gets too frizzy from the humidity from all the wet pussy being thrown at me Clooney. Or they could have been thinking about Dwyane the rock Johnson in their heads. It's too early to tell.
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