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True Story  

CaptainDilfCT 40M
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5/29/2017 1:59 am
True Story


When I finally managed to drag my sleep deprived ass out of bed this evening, I remembered I had to grab my uniform. So, with my phone in hand (important part of the story as you'll see later) I trudged all the way to the other end of the house, down the basement stairs to the laundry. I carefully placed my phone on top of the dryer and proceeded to remove my freshly washed uniform.

Now at this particular moment, shirt in hand, I happened to glance at my phone. On the screen was a google search for cheap drinks near my house. Now, I didn't type in that search. My internet browser was not open when I got out of bed. The screen was on however. So somehow, holding my phone in my hand as I went to get my uniform, my phone decided to search for cheap drinks near my house.

After looking at it for several seconds,my first thought was "gonna be one of THOSE nights, is it?"


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