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WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF TRUMP WAS YOUR NEIGHBOUR?  

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
29519 posts
5/21/2017 12:52 pm
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF TRUMP WAS YOUR NEIGHBOUR?

You have a new neighbour. His name is Donald J Trump, the former 45th President of the United States!

Despite several failed assassination attempts, he has just been impeached and has retired from public life in your quiet neighbourhood well away from the embarrassing glare of media publicity.

In case you’ve forgotten, inside are a few images just to remind you what Donald Trump looks like!

Donald Trump knocks on your front door wanting to introduce himself as your new neighbour.

I’d invite him into my home and have a chat with him but all without shaking his hand, without offering him a chair and without giving him a drink. That'll show him what's what!

What would you do on seeing Donald Trump standing on your doorstep?
Shake his hand and welcome him to the neighbourhood on your doorstep
Shut the front door immediately
Ask him in for a neighbourly chat over a drink
Punch him in the face
Warn him of the many gays, drug addicts, poor people, Muslims and Mexicans who frequent the neighbourhood
Congratulate him on his business, media and political achievements
Phone the local newspaper to report some fake news
Grab a gun and shoot him on the spot
Invite him out for a night on the town to go pussy-grabbing
Immediately start plans to build a wall around your home to prevent him returning


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/21/2017 12:54 pm

Donald Trump recently said: "Look at the way I've been treated lately - especially by the media. No politician in history - and I say this with great surety - has been treated worse or more unfairly. You can't let them get you down."
Clearly he doesn’t read history - think of Nelson Mandela!

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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/21/2017 12:55 pm

Donald Trump owns a golf club resort in Scotland. It’s been continually mired with controversy. He called one of his neighbours “a pig” and invoiced another neighbour after Trump erected a fence on his neighbour’s land!

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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/21/2017 12:55 pm

Here is some graffiti found in Lithuania’s capital, Vilnius!

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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/21/2017 12:56 pm

Here’s an endangered Trumpus pufferfish!

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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/21/2017 12:57 pm

I’m sure Trump will build an extension to the Mount Rushmore National Memorial Park in South Dakota before he builds a wall on the Mexican border!

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sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
5/21/2017 1:05 pm

run.. as fast as I can hugssssssss V

Become a blog watcher sweet_vm


tickles4us 62M
7262 posts
5/21/2017 1:10 pm

I voted to shut the front door immediately. I know enough to know that talking to a liar is a waste of time unless you are looking for entertainment or information/evidence that they let slip. That guy is such a crooked lying ass that it would just annoy me to listen to him.

Vive La Difference


sexysixties2 106F
39750 posts
5/21/2017 1:24 pm

I voted for the wall and believe me he would pay for it!

"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
5/21/2017 1:28 pm

He would love my neighborhood - lots of Russians (courtesy of Gorbachev)

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


wickedeasy 74F
32404 posts
5/21/2017 2:00 pm

well, my next door neighbors are black. and so is the one next to them. several japanese families. at least two, maybe three families from mexico...though one could be from the DR. I say block party with lots of weed and music and i'll linvite all my gay friends to show us how to salsa.

with all the dogs, it could be a lot of fun. maybe someone will tear of his toupe.

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


greekphilosopher 61M
4077 posts
5/21/2017 2:09 pm

Sorry, I am not even violent but clicked 8! I don't even have a gun damn it!
As for the peaceful solution, sell up and move away!


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
5/21/2017 2:19 pm

Fumigate the neighborhood then move out.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


porterpiper1 57F
3755 posts
5/21/2017 2:37 pm

I have worst neighbors than trump, as long as he doesn't bother me, I would not give a damn, by the way 1man4fun, you don't read history either or you like listening to history that suites your hate fill mind, become a black man or woman who live in a country where you are treated as nothing, and say you aren't going to fight for fair treatment, but you can't understand that, because to you he was a terrorist, for reusing to be treatment worst than they treated animals, now really read true history instead of hate fill history


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
5/21/2017 2:50 pm

There are worse things going on in this country!! Why are we not stopping those assholes down south form tearing down Confederate monuments etc down south?? Those are pieces of our history that need to be maintained and passed on to other generations. It's bad enough that prayer has been removed from school- why remove history that actually happened and many of those who died were our ancestors. Shame on this country for not preserving, instead of destroying,
The politicians can kill themselves- they don't need my vote
Yes, I know this "off topic": but it fits well here- sorry spunky

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mc_justmc 63M

5/21/2017 3:35 pm

I voted for unch him in the face, because you didn't list: Snatch that bird's nest off his head.


pal334 69M  
45821 posts
5/21/2017 4:01 pm

I would close the door, I do not entertain in invited guests or politicians no matter their "stripe"

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Brownie202 67F  
2680 posts
5/21/2017 4:19 pm

Never know who is reading these blogs. Could be some @$$ lovers so I will keep my mouth shut.

Humans are the most dangerous animals on earth.

If only animals had the ability to know when to keep away from us humans they would be better off.


lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
5/21/2017 5:46 pm

Because I won't break any laws ...and we have gun control here in Canada, I would just shut the door in his face and hope it hit him!


ProfessorNaught 111M
1406 posts
5/21/2017 6:05 pm

I'd treat him with the respect he deserves, both in business and his political commitment to clean up Washington Corruption. Or, haven't you read that part of the news.

Then, I'd give him directions to London and how to run for Parliament. Just so idiots like you could have a role model of success, integrity and character you could look up to. In the meanwhile, bend over for the Queen!


Furbal1972 51M
18571 posts
5/21/2017 8:03 pm

This is a wild thread.

I do have to comment on the unlikelihood of the premise.

If he is impeached, he would still have Secret Service protection, I would think. (When he is no longer president, he can't just go giving away our secrets.) .. More than likely he will find himself in prison.

But for the sake of argument, I'll answer the poll. (My thoughts on Trump are no secret around here.) .. I live in a diverse part of the city, so I voted to tell him about it.

I am against violence, so I wouldn't punch him. I think that might invite a Secret Service ass kicking. .. I don't like guns either, so I wouldn't shoot him. .. And I am against building walls, so forget the fact that I rent and wouldn't want to but up unnecessary barriers.

Yeah, about that premise again. .. I just don't see the man even wanting to acknowledge my existence in the first place. .. I am more than happy to return that favor.

... Now I'm going to sit back in my little corner and watch......

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Annie_34 65T
5945 posts
5/21/2017 11:16 pm


Bonjour Spunky
Je ne pense pas que jamais l'ex président des états unies d'Amérique du nord viendra vivre dans la petite ville d'Agde où se trouve le plus grand village naturiste du monde connu pour son libertinage
Mais ça serait très rigolo de le voir tout nu en face de moi
♥ Poton ♥ Bisou ♥ Annie ♥


Hello Spunky
I do not think that the former president of the united states of North America will come to live in the small town of Agde where is the largest naturist village of the world known for its libertinage
But it would be very funny to see him naked in front of me
♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥


Notre vie est un voyage-♦-Dans l'hiver et dans la nuit
Nous cherchons notre passage-♦-Dans le ciel où rien ne luit .

Pour laisser un message cliquer ici Boite aux lettres secrete Annie
Sommaire du blog Annie la Pute


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
5/22/2017 4:49 am

According to trump, walls do work - look at Jerusalem - was his example.........

Me, if he came to my door I would fart in his face and ask him how he liked it! But then he'd probably give me a tax break for pumping noxious fumes into the atmosphere...........


tickles4us 62M
7262 posts
5/22/2017 8:47 am

    Quoting  :

Yeah, that's an impressive picture there. Crooks, idiots, liars, assholes and morons.

Vive La Difference


tickles4us 62M
7262 posts
5/22/2017 8:50 am

    Quoting  :

Oh, did I hurt your feelings by giving an accurate description of your exalted moron leader?

Vive La Difference


tickles4us 62M
7262 posts
5/22/2017 8:53 am

Sorry spunky it seems you have been attacked by a troll. Not a very smart one either.

Vive La Difference


davygspot69 51M
32 posts
5/22/2017 8:34 pm

I hafta,admit I laughed when I read the answers...i read an to my adult son and he laughed..i almost voted for a pussy grabbing night just to do it...i would rather his wife or daughter came over ....🤘


effer2910 60M
5508 posts
5/22/2017 9:36 pm

I will say to him: "Hello neighbor, if you have a big problem, come to see me, I will help you as I can but do not ask me to discuss with you, we would not agree, nor ask me To have a drink together, on the other hand, if your wife feels alone sometimes, tell her to come and see me. "

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ProfessorNaught 111M
1406 posts
5/22/2017 10:52 pm

    Quoting  :

Does this demonstrate the intelligence of Canadians?
Please post a link to Trump calling for a wall and Canada
Maybe there should be one considering how gullible Canadians appear.


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
5/23/2017 3:51 pm

Walls have ears and that's why I chose the last option


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
5/23/2017 4:38 pm

Ha! In spite of being a gun owner I voted to just punch him in the face. My wife agrees.

It turns out that fascists don't take criticism well. Who knew? I've observed that racists don't like being called racists any more than dumb fucks like being called dumb fucks. It was quite a revelation to me. This though is what political discourse has come to in the United Sates, and it really isn't anything new. There's an anger and bitterness that comes from not being able to defend your point of view with any kind of skill. Slinging feces is about the only tool left them.

You took the right approach with this post- humor. Really, these days, many of the most trusted news sources in America are comedians.

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Annie_34 65T
5945 posts
5/23/2017 11:23 pm


Bonjour Spunky
Tu es le seul Anglais que je connaisse sur le blog
Alors je veux te faire parvenir mon soutient pour la douloureuse journée d'hier
Vive l'Angleterre
♥ Poton ♥ Bisou ♥ Annie ♥


Hello Spunky
You are the only English I know on the blog
So I want to send you my support for the painful day of yesterday
Long live England
♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥


Notre vie est un voyage-♦-Dans l'hiver et dans la nuit
Nous cherchons notre passage-♦-Dans le ciel où rien ne luit .

Pour laisser un message cliquer ici Boite aux lettres secrete Annie
Sommaire du blog Annie la Pute


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/24/2017 1:32 am

    Quoting Annie_34:

    Bonjour Spunky
    Tu es le seul Anglais que je connaisse sur le blog
    Alors je veux te faire parvenir mon soutient pour la douloureuse journée d'hier
    Vive l'Angleterre
    ♥ Poton ♥ Bisou ♥ Annie ♥


    Hello Spunky
    You are the only English I know on the blog
    So I want to send you my support for the painful day of yesterday
    Long live England
    ♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥

Thanks for your thoughts.
The election campaign has been suspended because of what happened in Manchester.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/26/2017 1:19 pm

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    run.. as fast as I can hugssssssss V
I think running away from Trump is the safest option!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/26/2017 1:21 pm

    Quoting tickles4us:
    I voted to shut the front door immediately. I know enough to know that talking to a liar is a waste of time unless you are looking for entertainment or information/evidence that they let slip. That guy is such a crooked lying ass that it would just annoy me to listen to him.
I think shutting the door on Trump is the safest option for all concerned!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/26/2017 1:22 pm

    Quoting  :

Given your username and given the photo you've posted, there's an irony!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/26/2017 1:25 pm

    Quoting  :

The quality of your contribution is profound, so much so I'm now starting to like that deep-thinking President of your country!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/26/2017 1:26 pm

    Quoting  :

I don't understand why you're consulting a douche-bag expert when you can just have a conversation with yourself!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/26/2017 1:32 pm

    Quoting  :

The normal problem a liberal has is when they come across an anti-liberal. But I don't have that problem, so fuck off!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/26/2017 1:39 pm

    Quoting 1man4fun69:
    We get it ...you don't like Trump. So what? As they say "opinions are like assholes...everyone's got one". btw Mandela was a terrorist long before he was a politician. As a politician he was worshiped. Clearly, you don't read history either.
You're right I don't like Trump's politics but I think I'm still allowed to express an opinion.
It all depends how you define a terrorist. If it means using violence to achieve equality between blacks and whites in South Africa, then Nelson Mandela is a terrorist
But Trump has ordered a massive bomb to be fired in Afghanistan, has increased American miltary involvement in Syria and has threatened North Korea, whose regime by the way I don't support. But it's okay he's the US President and therefore not a terrorist.
There is no comparison between Nelson Mandela and Donald Trump as Mandela wanted peace!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/26/2017 1:43 pm

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    I voted for the wall and believe me he would pay for it!
I actually think Trump won't build the wall; I think it may be more of a barbed wire fence. Most of his promises seem to come to nothing!


rocky2774 49M
565 posts
5/27/2017 7:40 am

just as he is doing it here... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX-VUQB-Djs

ROCK SOLID HARDY
ROCKY!!!!

rocky2774


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/27/2017 12:28 pm

    Quoting 1man4fun69:
    Never said anything about the right to express your opinion...that's a straw man. I strongly disagree with Trumps misguided neo-con inspired warmongering foreign policy too. But you would have to agree there's a big difference between a private individual and the Commander in Chief of the United States, otherwise all state leaders would be made impotent in protecting one's own people. I disagree that Mandela wanted peace. He wasn't imprisoned because he wanted peace. Mandela wanted power and to overthrow the S. African Gov. through violent means. He could have had peace at any time by renouncing violence and working within the law as MLK did (most of the time) It's a matter of law...one man works within it and another man didn't.
Expressing an opinion isn't a straw man!
There's no difference between Nelson Mandela acting privately and Donald Trump acting publicly - not that I accept your piblic/private distinction.
Mandela clearly wanted peace but he used violence to get peace. Do you really think the Nelson Mandela's ANC would have got what they wanted without denouncing violence?
Laws are made by the powerful, Mandela broke a white man's oppressive law to try and get equality between blacks and whites in South Africa!
It's now a matter of investigation whether Trump has broken a law and it's no black man's law he's breaking! .


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/27/2017 12:32 pm

    Quoting 1man4fun69:
    Also, I keep hearing and reading about this equality thing but I've never seen it. Sounds like something just made up.
I'm presuming, maybe wrongly, that you are refering to South Africa. Black men can be as corrupt as white men! Don't blame Nelson Mandela for equality not happening in South Africa.
I find it quite disturbing you are comparing Mandela with Trump; there's no contest!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/27/2017 12:37 pm

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    He would love my neighborhood - lots of Russians (courtesy of Gorbachev)
I'm loving this Trunp/Russia connection - it's just unravelling and it just gets worse as it unravels! Impeachment must be near or if not maybe another civil war?!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/27/2017 12:40 pm

    Quoting wickedeasy:
    well, my next door neighbors are black. and so is the one next to them. several japanese families. at least two, maybe three families from mexico...though one could be from the DR. I say block party with lots of weed and music and i'll linvite all my gay friends to show us how to salsa.

    with all the dogs, it could be a lot of fun. maybe someone will tear of his toupe.
It's becoming so dystopian. At best it's a television reality show, at worst it's a nuclear war!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/27/2017 12:41 pm

    Quoting greekphilosopher:
    Sorry, I am not even violent but clicked 8! I don't even have a gun damn it!
    As for the peaceful solution, sell up and move away!
Trump has fucked us all up!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/27/2017 12:42 pm

Fumigation sounds good, as does another noun ending with nation!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/27/2017 1:05 pm

    Quoting porterpiper1:
    I have worst neighbors than trump, as long as he doesn't bother me, I would not give a damn, by the way 1man4fun, you don't read history either or you like listening to history that suites your hate fill mind, become a black man or woman who live in a country where you are treated as nothing, and say you aren't going to fight for fair treatment, but you can't understand that, because to you he was a terrorist, for reusing to be treatment worst than they treated animals, now really read true history instead of hate fill history
Trump supporters love Trump and Trump loves Trump so there's only one way this is going to go!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/27/2017 1:08 pm

    Quoting pocogato12:
    There are worse things going on in this country!! Why are we not stopping those assholes down south form tearing down Confederate monuments etc down south?? Those are pieces of our history that need to be maintained and passed on to other generations. It's bad enough that prayer has been removed from school- why remove history that actually happened and many of those who died were our ancestors. Shame on this country for not preserving, instead of destroying,
    The politicians can kill themselves- they don't need my vote
    Yes, I know this "off topic": but it fits well here- sorry spunky
History is important but there's always different interpretations of history.
You're always welcome to let off steam here!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/27/2017 1:10 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    I voted for unch him in the face, because you didn't list: Snatch that bird's nest off his head.
I think a punch to Trump's face is better than snatching his bird's nest. A punch hurts far more than a snatch!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/27/2017 1:30 pm

    Quoting 1man4fun69:
    porterpiper1 the murder of innocent people is still murder no matter how you try to justify it and saying so isn't "hateful" It's not "hate" to disagree with you.
There's murder and murder. If someone had murdered Adolf Hitler in his prime, I don't believe anyone outside Germany and Austria then would want a murder investigation held!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/27/2017 1:35 pm

    Quoting matutum63:
    it's Obama who is the fake- so far Trump has done well- I was born in Hawaii- he had bad reviews from former students and has had them thru his whole presedency- (sp), sorry snow flakes but you know your wrong- Obama received a medallion from the Saudi king but Obama chose to take it from the kings hand and put it on instead of allowing the king to bestow it upon him-
There's no comparison betwen Obama and Trump; Trump within a few months has shown his colours. Students of Trump University don't seem to be a happy bunch and Obama showed a degree of intelligence by not allowing the Saudi king to put his medal on. Trump can be bought, or that's what the Saudis and Russians say!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/27/2017 1:37 pm

    Quoting pal334:
    I would close the door, I do not entertain in invited guests or politicians no matter their "stripe"
Closing the door to Trump is probably the best response!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/27/2017 1:40 pm

    Quoting Brownie202:
    Never know who is reading these blogs. Could be some @$$ lovers so I will keep my mouth shut.
Keeping one's mouth shut sometimes is the best option, but I find it very difficult with Trump to keep my mouth shut!
Thanks for stopping by.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/27/2017 1:42 pm

    Quoting lok4fun500:
    Because I won't break any laws ...and we have gun control here in Canada, I would just shut the door in his face and hope it hit him!
I hope your door hurts him big time!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/27/2017 1:44 pm

    Quoting ProfessorNaught:
    I'd treat him with the respect he deserves, both in business and his political commitment to clean up Washington Corruption. Or, haven't you read that part of the news.

    Then, I'd give him directions to London and how to run for Parliament. Just so idiots like you could have a role model of success, integrity and character you could look up to. In the meanwhile, bend over for the Queen!
I don't think Trump's mission is to clean up Washington.
I'm very happy for you to give Trump directions to the UK; I'm sure he'll get a very hostile reception here.
By the way I'm not an idiot; manners please!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/27/2017 1:46 pm

    Quoting  :

I can understand why you don't want to comment on political posts. My post was political though I tried to make it political satire but the Trump trolls keep coming!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/27/2017 1:48 pm

    Quoting Furbal1972:
    This is a wild thread.

    I do have to comment on the unlikelihood of the premise.

    If he is impeached, he would still have Secret Service protection, I would think. (When he is no longer president, he can't just go giving away our secrets.) .. More than likely he will find himself in prison.

    But for the sake of argument, I'll answer the poll. (My thoughts on Trump are no secret around here.) .. I live in a diverse part of the city, so I voted to tell him about it.

    I am against violence, so I wouldn't punch him. I think that might invite a Secret Service ass kicking. .. I don't like guns either, so I wouldn't shoot him. .. And I am against building walls, so forget the fact that I rent and wouldn't want to but up unnecessary barriers.

    Yeah, about that premise again. .. I just don't see the man even wanting to acknowledge my existence in the first place. .. I am more than happy to return that favor.

    ... Now I'm going to sit back in my little corner and watch......
This thread did turn wild and is still turning a bit wild.
It seems Trump supporters don't like or maybe don't understand satire!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/27/2017 1:49 pm

    Quoting Annie_34:

    Bonjour Spunky
    Je ne pense pas que jamais l'ex président des états unies d'Amérique du nord viendra vivre dans la petite ville d'Agde où se trouve le plus grand village naturiste du monde connu pour son libertinage
    Mais ça serait très rigolo de le voir tout nu en face de moi
    ♥ Poton ♥ Bisou ♥ Annie ♥


    Hello Spunky
    I do not think that the former president of the united states of North America will come to live in the small town of Agde where is the largest naturist village of the world known for its libertinage
    But it would be very funny to see him naked in front of me
    ♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥

I'm not sure that Cap d'Agde would want a naked Donald Trump in its midst!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/27/2017 1:51 pm

    Quoting  :

After this blog post, I'm tempted to build a virtual wall around my blog. Trump supporters seem to lack humour!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/27/2017 1:52 pm

    Quoting lindoboy100:
    According to trump, walls do work - look at Jerusalem - was his example.........

    Me, if he came to my door I would fart in his face and ask him how he liked it! But then he'd probably give me a tax break for pumping noxious fumes into the atmosphere...........
I think a McLindo fart could sort Trump out!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/27/2017 1:53 pm

    Quoting tickles4us:
    Sorry spunky it seems you have been attacked by a troll. Not a very smart one either.
I was expecting a few troll comments but it was eye-opening how illiberal they are!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/27/2017 1:56 pm

    Quoting B1G14Uall:
    Shut the door in his face, then begin making plans to move before people realize he's there and the property values plummet.
You are a far-sighted person; I never thought about how property prices would fall with tTrump moving into the neighbourhood!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/27/2017 1:58 pm

    Quoting davygspot69:
    I hafta,admit I laughed when I read the answers...i read an to my adult son and he laughed..i almost voted for a pussy grabbing night just to do it...i would rather his wife or daughter came over ....🤘
You've made me think that a pussy-grabbing night out with Trump may not be so bad, not that I want to grab pussy but it would be good to witness an expert in action!
Thanks for stopping by and I'm pleased I made your son laugh!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/27/2017 1:59 pm

    Quoting effer2910:
    I will say to him: "Hello neighbor, if you have a big problem, come to see me, I will help you as I can but do not ask me to discuss with you, we would not agree, nor ask me To have a drink together, on the other hand, if your wife feels alone sometimes, tell her to come and see me. "
You are a polite man, all to your credit!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/27/2017 2:02 pm

    Quoting ProfessorNaught:
    Does this demonstrate the intelligence of Canadians?
    Please post a link to Trump calling for a wall and Canada
    Maybe there should be one considering how gullible Canadians appear.
There's no need for this. I did the post, attack me not someone who comments.
Your comments about Canada are ridiculous and don't reflect well on you.
Thanks for stopping by but please don't come back!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
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5/27/2017 2:10 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    Walls have ears and that's why I chose the last option
I can't see that Mexican wall properly being built; just more hubris from a twat!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/27/2017 2:12 pm

    Quoting kzoopair:
    Ha! In spite of being a gun owner I voted to just punch him in the face. My wife agrees.

    It turns out that fascists don't take criticism well. Who knew? I've observed that racists don't like being called racists any more than dumb fucks like being called dumb fucks. It was quite a revelation to me. This though is what political discourse has come to in the United Sates, and it really isn't anything new. There's an anger and bitterness that comes from not being able to defend your point of view with any kind of skill. Slinging feces is about the only tool left them.

    You took the right approach with this post- humor. Really, these days, many of the most trusted news sources in America are comedians.
It seems Trump supporters don't like satire!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/27/2017 2:31 pm

    Quoting rocky2774:
    just as he is doing it here... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX-VUQB-Djs
Trump will trump everywhere!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/28/2017 2:34 am

    Quoting joisygirl:
    I'm so glad I finally got to laugh! Geez!
This thread took a weird turn with a few of its comments!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/28/2017 2:45 am

    Quoting joisygirl:
    If I lived in any neighborhood where Trump might move... well I'd be filthy rich and could move away or travel the world.

    He'd be very happy here in my South Jersey neighborhood amongst his supporters. The next door neighbor grew up in Canada, lived in London and taught piano at the Royal Academy of Music, she voted for Trump and is a member of the Tea Party, otherwise she is a very nice lady. She also has Macular Degeneration and can no longer read music but still plays piano every day. She still drives, despite not being able to see what's right in front of her and has done so for the past twenty years. I now walk on the sidewalks and hope I am safe and that I won't get run down when I'm out. Hopefully one of the neighbors would accidentally run him over, even sweeter if they happen to drive a Mercedes or BMW!

    The comments were as interesting as your post but I could have imagined a lot of 'Mericans feel the same way as some of the folks leaving comments.

    You like to stir the shite, don't ya love?
That's a fair point about Trump moving in the neighbourhood must mean we're all rich enough to move.
You may not believe me but I tried hard not to stir any shit! I had a plausible scenario - impeachment - and I had as many postive as negative responses. It was meant as political satire.
But I've now learnt that any discussion of Trump here turns toxic very quickly!
PS I presume you saw the pictures of Trump barging to the front for the photo-shoot at last week's NATO summit meeting. The little things that seem to occupy his head are quite amazing but unfortunately amazingly awful!


Habschick 52F

5/28/2017 9:58 am

Facts in how he behaves:

The things about Trump is he always said he wasnt a politician.
He has been consistent from before and after the election in how he acts.
Right or wrong he was voted in and he doesn't care who likes him but what he said he would do.
Now everyone follows every act and every word he says.
He is loving it!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/28/2017 10:48 am

    Quoting Habschick:
    Facts in how he behaves:

    The things about Trump is he always said he wasnt a politician.
    He has been consistent from before and after the election in how he acts.
    Right or wrong he was voted in and he doesn't care who likes him but what he said he would do.
    Now everyone follows every act and every word he says.
    He is loving it!
But Trump, though a businessman first and foremost, is now a professional politician. He and his team used professional campaigning techniques, plus more, to get the vote.
Like you, I suspect he's loving the limelight; for a narcissist the only think worse than bad attention is no attention!
Thanks for stopping by.


rh1972 51M
609 posts
5/29/2017 8:13 am

    Quoting rh1972:
    I take it you prefer Hilary then? The same woman who attacked the women her husband ? The same woman who used her charity as a way to launder money for criminal entreprise? The same woman who followed obama's use identity politics to create further divisions in west?

    There's an incredibly long list of things that made hilary a weaker candidate - although a stronger candidate for jail! - and any talk about impeachment for Trump is just fantasy.

    Keep the politics off a sex site - you're just embarrassing yourself even more than that pathetic penis pic! Stick to that level of discourse; it's the limit of your brains and civility.
Just because AdultXXXDate doesn't like a certain word, I'll quote my original post.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/29/2017 9:01 am

    Quoting rh1972:
    Just because AdultXXXDate doesn't like a certain word, I'll quote my original post.
Like most American voters, I prefered both Hilary Clinton over Donald Trump.
Trump just gazes lovingly at himself in the mirror, peddles hatred and governs for himself. The Russians are coming!
Clearly we're not going to agree but that's no excuse for your offensive comment, but that seems par for the course with Trump trolls.
The post was meant as political satire, which clearly went over your head.
Thanks for stopping by but please don't come back.
PS At least I have a penis!


rh1972 51M
609 posts
5/29/2017 9:16 am

So very lame!

If that's your version of "satire", then again, it only proves my point that the pathetic penis pic you've posted is about the limit of your intelligence.

As far as your analysis of what "most" American voters preferred - and I know this is far beyond your penis pic limitations - there's enough irregularities and patterns in the data that suggest that it wasn't "most", that it was a few democratic-leaning cities...

Oh, and just because I know you're having a hard enough time keeping that pathetic penis pic up long enough to take a pic (really? that's the best pic you can take?), more people who voted hilary would now vote Trump!

PS. You can't really lay any claim to judge what is and isn't offensive, given your pic and this entire post...


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/29/2017 10:13 am

    Quoting rh1972:
    So very lame!

    If that's your version of "satire", then again, it only proves my point that the pathetic penis pic you've posted is about the limit of your intelligence.

    As far as your analysis of what "most" American voters preferred - and I know this is far beyond your penis pic limitations - there's enough irregularities and patterns in the data that suggest that it wasn't "most", that it was a few democratic-leaning cities...

    Oh, and just because I know you're having a hard enough time keeping that pathetic penis pic up long enough to take a pic (really? that's the best pic you can take?), more people who voted hilary would now vote Trump!

    PS. You can't really lay any claim to judge what is and isn't offensive, given your pic and this entire post...
As I said most American voters prefered Clinton over Trump; you can't just discount the Democratic-leaning cities to justify your claim.
I don't think you understand satire.
I'm very attached to my penis, which incidentally won top cock award on this site a few years back.
Your comment was offensive. I don't know what gets under your skin more - my penis picture or my dislike of Trump!
No doubt you'll further waste your time telling me.


rh1972 51M
609 posts
5/29/2017 1:28 pm

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    As I said most American voters prefered Clinton over Trump; you can't just discount the Democratic-leaning cities to justify your claim.
    I don't think you understand satire.
    I'm very attached to my penis, which incidentally won top cock award on this site a few years back.
    Your comment was offensive. I don't know what gets under your skin more - my penis picture or my dislike of Trump!
    No doubt you'll further waste your time telling me.
You don't understand satire, just accept it. Your low-brow attempt at "satire" - and really, it's pathetic - was as crude and vulgar as your pathetic penis profile pic!

Kind of cuck-ish to use an "appeal to authority" (the entire "it won an award on this site a few years back") to bolster your flaccid ego. I suspect your "victory" had more to do with the people recognizing you from the parties you throw...

But it's still not a real award, and it's still shows just how classless and clueless you are.

As for the election that Trump won, you still can't say that "most" preferred hillary; you can only say that more votes were cast for her in certain regions of the country. Which only further illustrates why every modern country breaks down their elections into ridings/districts/etc. So hilary lost the most ridings, and again, more hilary voters would vote Trump today.

Go back to pretending your penis is worth profiling and leave the satire to those with the brains and equipment to do it.


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
5/29/2017 2:13 pm



Ah, ye've some corkers here McP, this is indeed comedy gold.

I've come to develop a particular fondness for the individual above whose attempts at being articulate are as wondrous as his attempts to espouse skewed and alternative facts. But his most endearing quality is the way in which he thinks, with a profile pic as appealing as his own, that ridiculing your profile thumbnail will make you run away and hide in the corner.

Ah mate, ye're a diamond!

ps - who do you think won the TV shows tonight? I think Jezza did well, better than expected.........


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/30/2017 12:41 am

    Quoting rh1972:
    You don't understand satire, just accept it. Your low-brow attempt at "satire" - and really, it's pathetic - was as crude and vulgar as your pathetic penis profile pic!

    Kind of cuck-ish to use an "appeal to authority" (the entire "it won an award on this site a few years back") to bolster your flaccid ego. I suspect your "victory" had more to do with the people recognizing you from the parties you throw...

    But it's still not a real award, and it's still shows just how classless and clueless you are.

    As for the election that Trump won, you still can't say that "most" preferred hillary; you can only say that more votes were cast for her in certain regions of the country. Which only further illustrates why every modern country breaks down their elections into ridings/districts/etc. So hilary lost the most ridings, and again, more hilary voters would vote Trump today.

    Go back to pretending your penis is worth profiling and leave the satire to those with the brains and equipment to do it.
I'm not wasting my time on you any more.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/30/2017 12:45 am

    Quoting lindoboy100:


    Ah, ye've some corkers here McP, this is indeed comedy gold.

    I've come to develop a particular fondness for the individual above whose attempts at being articulate are as wondrous as his attempts to espouse skewed and alternative facts. But his most endearing quality is the way in which he thinks, with a profile pic as appealing as his own, that ridiculing your profile thumbnail will make you run away and hide in the corner.

    Ah mate, ye're a diamond!

    ps - who do you think won the TV shows tonight? I think Jezza did well, better than expected.........
Trump has done wonders for the quality of political discourse!
I missed most of the May/Corbyn interviews last night. I think Corbyn is having a good campaign. Unfortunately the event in Manchester has somewhat derailed Labour's campaign which was gaining traction until a week ago.


FullOn4U 58M
20399 posts
5/31/2017 12:39 pm

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    I'm not wasting my time on you any more.
Not even to say he's fat, balding and has small hands?

Now that's satire!

By the way, your satirical skills are as flaccid as your cock is turgid - how could you miss out:

Hold hands with Melania while Trump watches

And then there's Ivanka...

[image]

"I moved on her like a bitch. They let you do anything... grab 'em by the pussy, just kiss 'em without even asking...

Her dad said so!"


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/31/2017 12:50 pm

    Quoting FullOn4U:
    Not even to say he's fat, balding and has small hands?

    Now that's satire!

    By the way, your satirical skills are as flaccid as your cock is turgid - how could you miss out:

    Hold hands with Melania while Trump watches

    And then there's Ivanka...

    [image]

    "I moved on her like a bitch. They let you do anything... grab 'em by the pussy, just kiss 'em without even asking...

    Her dad said so!"
Trump and trolls seem to hand in hand!


livinglife3182 52M
3 posts
7/9/2017 3:58 pm

Love it! Will the Left ever get over it? LOL


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
7/10/2017 12:20 am

Indeed. Will everyone ever get over it!
Thanks for stopping by.


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