1420 posts 2/20/2017 3:07 pm
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3 keywords...back to front.
I posted before about keywords on your own blog. Now this is keywords again, the first 3, from the end. I am almost sure someone has done this before, but I have not looked, and this is my blog lol!
3 ) Whining
2 ) Violence
1 ) Stinky pinky
reminds me of my ex lol
And a quick larf...
These are some clips from letters sent to the Council Housing Department...............
My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing on it.
He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore.
It's the mess that I find hard to swallow.
I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.
I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
And their 18 year old is continually banging his balls against my fence.
I wish to report that the tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off.
My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?
Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.
I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.
50% of the wall are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50 % are just plain filthy.
I am still having problems with smoke in my drawers.
The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the until it is cleared.
Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink.
Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.
The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.
Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two and would like a third so please send someone round to do something about it.
I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.
Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife.
I have had the Clerk of Works down on the floor six times but still I have no satisfaction.
This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't get BBC2.
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Before marriage
John Ah, at last. I can hardly wait.
Jane Do you want me to leave?
John No. Don't even think about it.
Jane Do you love me?
John Of course. Always have and always will.
Jane Have you ever cheatted on me?
John No. Why do you even ask?
Jane Will you kiss me?
John Every chance I get.
Jane Will you be unfaithful?
John Hell no. Are you crazy?
Jane Can I trust you?
John Yes.
Jane Darling.
After marriage, read from bottom to top!
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4077 posts 2/20/2017 3:10 pm |
Stinky pinky for number 1? I am not surprised! Still reminds me of my ex though, can't help it. She was not smelly, just tight.
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32404 posts 2/20/2017 3:36 pm |
that last bit is very clever.........not so hopeful......but clever
You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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4077 posts 2/20/2017 10:32 pm |
Quoting wickedeasy:
that last bit is very clever.........not so hopeful......but clever
I know you like word games wicked! Clever and hopeful would probably be a good marriage!
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16552 posts 2/21/2017 3:04 am |
Funny stuff there! 
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4077 posts 2/21/2017 10:43 am |
Fun form the words and jokes, but what fun to own a dirty mind! Us men, some of us men have x ray vision...thinking what that hottie on the tube seat opposite is wearing. Then the imagination kicks in and we think the things she would do... And in the end it all turns to wishful thinking, whishing we did not miss our stop 4 stations ago! Thanx for visiting.
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4077 posts 2/21/2017 10:47 am |
Glad you liked it. I am wondering though, sometimes I do that, my bottom keyword was stinky pinky. I am amused by that. But no one up to now has told me theirs! I am also amused by this ha ha, oh what can of worms have I opened? Thanx for visiting.
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